How to pick
| If this is you | Buy this | What you get |
|---|---|---|
| Production / Linux server is down now (emergency remote help) | Able Rescue · $199 | Up to two hours of a senior engineer on the host. Pay Stripe, then email what is broken and how to get in. |
| You want a human watching, not another dashboard | Able Watch · $99/mo | HTTP, SSH, disk, and SSL on the hosts you list. When it is actually down, I work it. |
| You have ongoing production work, not one fire | Able Retainer · $799/mo | Eight hours a month of senior time. Use them. I am the person on the box, not an account manager. |
| Ngrok alternative — stable HTTPS for localhost | Able Tunnel · $0 / $1 | Stable *.share-tunnel.ableadmins.com names. Free with a splash, Builder $1/mo with no splash. |
Houston. US hours. No fake client counters. If you pay Rescue, I get on the box. If you pay Watch, I watch the hosts you give me.
Money pages for cold search: /offers/rescue (production down) · /offers/tunnel (ngrok alternative). Tools we use: Shop.
Able Tunnel
Ngrok alternative: stable HTTPS hostnames for whatever you are running locally — the thing ngrok’s free tier keeps breaking. Bookmark something.share-tunnel.ableadmins.com. Outbound agent, no inbound firewall hole. Full page: /offers/tunnel.
Free
Same idea as ngrok free, without the random dead hostname$0
Per monthTwo endpoints, 1 GB, a one-time Able Admins splash so visitors know who is hosting the URL. Cookie remembers the browser. Fair use. Phishing and malware get the hostname pulled.
- 2 HTTPS endpoints
- 1 GB bandwidth / month
- One-time Able Admins splash (cookie remembers you)
- Outbound agent — no inbound firewall hole
Builder
For people who actually ship$1
Per monthFive endpoints, 10 GB, no splash. The demo loads. If you outgrow it, we talk. If you just need the URL to work, it works.
- 5 HTTPS endpoints
- 10 GB bandwidth / month
- No splash page
- Stable
*.share-tunnel.ableadmins.comnames
Hands-on production work
Incident response, retainers, and the kind of ownership you hire a CTO-for-hire for — logistics platforms, VoIP, streaming, print production, AWS, Kubernetes, billing systems that were leaking money.
Able Rescue
When production is on fire$199
Up to 2 hoursNot a retainer. Not “we will get back to you.” You pay, I get on the host. Linux, Windows, AWS, Kubernetes, mail, VoIP, app stacks. If I cannot help in that window I will say so.
- Senior engineer on the box
- Linux, Windows, AWS, K8s, mail, VoIP, app stacks
- US hours, no ticket bot
Able Watch
Uptime with a human attached$99
Per monthA green check is not on-call. After you pay, you get a form to list hosts. I watch them. When something is actually down, a person who does this work gets the page.
- HTTP, SSH, disk, SSL watched
- We fix what we can when it is actually down
- Not another dashboard you already ignore
Able Retainer
A block of senior time$799
8 hours / monthMost retainers become a ticket pile nobody wanted to own. This one is hours you actually use: platform, apps, network, billing, automation, “make this not suck.”
- Platform, app, network, billing, automation
- Migrations, incidents, “make this not suck”
- Use the hours
Able Sentinel
Coming onto ableadmins.comSoon
Host and license on this siteA monitoring product that will live here, not on a separate dead hostname. Not for sale yet. Watch is the SKU you can buy today if you want a human on the other end of a down host.
- Will live on this site when it is real
- Email greg@ableadmins.com if you want on the list
Questions: contact or greg@ableadmins.com